Ok, so now all that’s left is to practice my chosen humorous speech.
I’m going to try and practice it out loud twice daily and then hundreds of times in between in my head.
I usually find that I know I have a strong opening if it is constantly rattling around in my head so much that it becomes automatic. If I’m nervous, I want to be able to deliver my first few lines perfectly whilst still in autopilot, so this is no bad thing.